Divorced

Medium Brown

Blue

Average

5'00

White/Caucasian

I was married for 18 years and learned a lot, the poor girl paid the price for your future bliss. I’ve been single long enough to know that I no longer wish to be. I’m not the playa type and thanks to a great mother I’m chivalrous and treat ladie’s as such, mom would haunt me if I didn’t. *My colors from the test here are Violet-Blue-Yellow I have many female friends but I’m a chronic monogamist and never been lucky enough to be with a woman who wasn’t the jealous type, or didn’t get bent because I’m never jealous, even the most beautiful and seemingly secure. What makes it even sadder is I am loyal to a fault and other than a few youthful indescretions in my 20’s I have never cheated. Much of the work I do is with women so if your someone who wastes energy on jealousy you may want to pass and go with the juiced up guy that took his pic in his underwear in front of the mirror. I know what I want and emotionally healthy and grown out of the macho cave man phase. I have old fashion values and morals that are my conerstones, but I still have rock star type fun. If you couldn’t tell, I’m still a work in progress, but I don’t come with much baggage. I communicate pretty well for a guy and get through life with optomism, laughter and and a healthy faith in my maker who gave us the gift of laughter. Finding someone who understands that brand of humor is very important to me, if you need a reminder, I give you the man that brought us menapause, zebras and giraffes, and allowed Sam Kinison to be a preacher? Need I say more? I fully intend on laughing with Him and my future other half until the end. I’m looking for someone to travel and play outdoors with that may be interested in helping me with building a musical non-profit for kid’s that will also cater to kid’s with challenges. Or at a minimum will be tolerant of the time I spend with it. I’m building a studio to work with the kid’s in and professional musicians will also record there and be volunteering their time to help the kid’s. I’m attracted to sharp girls who can laugh at themselves, who are not pretenteous, are honest, capable and whitty who appreciate dry humor and can make me laugh even when not trying to. I got my plumbing license while in college, not because I’m a trend setter and knew sporting your butt-crack would become hip, but as a fail safe and I can build a house top to bottom so you don’t need to be that brand of capable, just the type that can handle things and think on your feet and don’t feel the need to call me crying hystaricly when the spring on your french press gets bent. If you know how to stop the toilet from running or how to change a tire I may build a shrine. But make no mistake, I am fully aware of who the stronger sex is, and I respect them much more than most guys do. I like the right brand of sarcasm and people that take themselves too seriously bore me to death. I spend lots of time on my mtn bike and on Mt Baker playing on my snowmobile and burning off excess testosterone. I enjoy anything in snow or water including boating and island hopping in the San Juan’s. Any excuse to travel is a good one. I Love fine dining & hole in the walls, I enjoy cooking and do well with others in the kitchen as long as my cleaver and a glass of Merlot is at arms reach. I like growing my own food- I enjoy horse back riding. I love the Lord, but I am not legalistic or religious, I just prefer to play by His rules. My interests are pretty eclectic. I thought I’d be retiring and building my Taj Mahol ranch in the hills at this stage of my life, but it looks like that will be put off for a few years now as much of my time in the future will be spent running a foundation dedicated to children and music, as well as the arts. In a perfect world I would like my othër hàlf to share my passion for music and helping children giving them the gift of music and introducing them to the arts since the schools have cut the arts budgets. If you have a career you love I’ll be your biggest fan and support all your dreams, but if you would like to participate in my little venture that would be great too, and if your the type that after finding out that one of the guys from your favorite hair band in the 80s will be using the studio and you show up that day with big hair, spandex and feel the need to throw your panties with your phone number at them, we might have a problem. On the other hand, I have usually been the best at what I do, and due in no small part to an outstanding woman at my side who was my equal. I also enjoy buying real estate and designing and restoring old one of a kind properties and treasure hunting for antiques and cool old things from yesterday. I’m into sports and need frequent endorphin fixes to think right and I always need to be learning and challenging myself or I get bored. I’ve asked past girlfriends what they liked about me, the ones that didn’t say nothing you loser, said being the right kind of unpredictable, and that they never got bored,. I like women who can communicate with a look and has the rare ability to walk into a room and everyone else is invisible to me. I’m a creative type and very much at my best when it’s at full stride and I hope to fnd the same. Hopefully your as comfortable in jeans and a T-shirt as you are in your LBD, a little tomboy and a whole lot of girlie-girl. Someone who REALLY appreciates the outdoors and all of what the NW has to offer, and doesn`t just talk a good game and is an animal lover. Most importantly looking for my best friend who will always have my back. If you can make it to the top of Mt. Baker by snowmobile we will probably be picking out china patterns when we get back down. My only absolutes are honesty, trust and loyalty. I’m looking for a lady with that something extra who won’t settle for second best. I will always have your back, treat you like a princess, be your biggest fan, best friend and support you in your dreams without jealousy or ego. If this makes sense to you, I would love to hear from you, even if I’m not your cup of tea and you would like to help with the kid’s. ?*?*************************************** I value women over35 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 35 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think. If a woman over 35 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting… Women over 35 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 35. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 35 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They?ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don?t ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over thirty five for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it?s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of thirty five-plus, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some twenty-two-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, ?Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,? here?s an update for you. Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it?s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..